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Rev Colin Dye wrote: Pastors/Leaders, You are called to lead disciples of Christ into a spacious place of expansive living. Fruitfulness can only be experienced as people partner with the Living God, who is the God of greatness not smallness. You are called to do this by releasing others and helping them to reach their potential for greatness.

@KarlGessler You are amazing people! Thank you for sharing your life with us! Wow! Praying for your family!...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚You fed up?.….we need to bite the cockroaches and rats back as well......are you with me?!!! Lets do this!!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@Cherishingsparrows2020 @Kruselady πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I'll invent another meme...the 🦟 will laugh to death!!!!

@MaryMamuzich One of my favorites!!!
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Watched it again while in hospital..which was after over 3 decades...I really needed a laugh!

A priest and a TV evangelist were discussing the ways they allocated collection money. β€œWe draw a circle on the floor,” the priest said, β€œthrow all the money into the air and whatever lands in the circle, the Lord keeps.” β€œWe also throw the money into the air,” the evangelist said. β€œWhatever the Lord catches, He keeps.”
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A woman in a confessional said, β€œBless me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I look in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.” The priest took a look at her and said, β€œMy dear, that isn’t a sin. It’s simply a mistake.”
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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
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A father often read Bible stories to his young children, One day he read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
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One of my favourite scenes from Monty Python's, The Life of Brian....πŸ˜πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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