A priest and a TV evangelist were discussing the ways they allocated collection money. “We draw a circle on the floor,” the priest said, “throw all the money into the air and whatever lands in the circle, the Lord keeps.” “We also throw the money into the air,” the evangelist said. “Whatever the Lord catches, He keeps.”
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A woman in a confessional said, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I look in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.” The priest took a look at her and said, “My dear, that isn’t a sin. It’s simply a mistake.”
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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
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A father often read Bible stories to his young children, One day he read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
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One of my favourite scenes from Monty Python's, The Life of Brian....😁😆😅🤣😂
Worrying ain't good, dear Friends.
It is a habit that you don't need!
Jos 1:8 KJV This book of the law shall not depart out of thy mouth; but thou shalt meditate therein day and night, that thou mayest observe to do according to all that is written therein: for then thou shalt make thy way prosperous, and then thou shalt have good success.
The attack of the enemy can be confirmation!
Rejoice!!!!!!!!! People of God we have good reason to rejoice!!!
JESUS IS ALIVE!!!!
Psa 118:24 KJV This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it.
What God does, He does through us, in our action. If anybody does nothing, God does nothing with them. - Reinhard Bonnke
