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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚You fed up?.….we need to bite the cockroaches and rats back as well......are you with me?!!! Lets do this!!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

A priest and a TV evangelist were discussing the ways they allocated collection money. β€œWe draw a circle on the floor,” the priest said, β€œthrow all the money into the air and whatever lands in the circle, the Lord keeps.” β€œWe also throw the money into the air,” the evangelist said. β€œWhatever the Lord catches, He keeps.”
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A woman in a confessional said, β€œBless me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I look in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.” The priest took a look at her and said, β€œMy dear, that isn’t a sin. It’s simply a mistake.”
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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
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A father often read Bible stories to his young children, One day he read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
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One of my favourite scenes from Monty Python's, The Life of Brian....πŸ˜πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Worrying ain't good, dear Friends.
It is a habit that you don't need!

Jos 1:8 KJV This book of the law shall not depart out of thy mouth; but thou shalt meditate therein day and night, that thou mayest observe to do according to all that is written therein: for then thou shalt make thy way prosperous, and then thou shalt have good success.

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