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@ManyFreeBirds Aw, those are sweet and lovely jokes! Thank you for sharing these sweet and lovely jokes. Cheers and Blessings to you!!

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What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
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What do you call a dinosaur that can't see?
Do-you-think-he-saurus
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I heard a parent ask a 7-year-old sitting near me, "What is a holiday in February?"
She said "President's Day!"
Then she was asked, "What does President's Day mean?"
She replied, "President's Day is when Biden steps out of his basement, and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of Wuhan virus."

Scoop majesty out of godless henpeckery. That is what we must do. We must scoop majesty out of godless henpeckery. The majesty of God, of the God-self, is within our grasp, and is a graspable commodity indeed. I know this. I feel this. Majesty. Majesty is a God-given trait, which we have swapped for the bodice of decadence that carries death closer to our door each time the door is opened or closed. We can find this majesty even in henpeckery, even as the wife nags her husband. At the end of each human horror there is a discarded crown, and that is the crown of our own secret majesty. God is in the majesty, beckoning us towards Him as we give up our crassness, our crudeness, our inner ugliness and embrace the best part of ourselves.

@sinbach I agree with this. I also believe that the Earth is FLAT and that most of what we have been taught in school is Iluminati-approved GARBAGE.

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my son just had this question on his test. he knew he would lose a point by giving a biblical answer. he answered it anyway.
Thats character!

Oh, Daddy... do you have a luff-twinker?

TECHNOLOGICAL HELL

"Technology destroyed everything," said a woman in a hospital, as her husband received treatment for a frightful disease. Initially, her statement might have seemed unrelated to her husband's disease, but upon closer scrutiny his body somehow seemed to be responding to the disease of the world -- as most bodies do -- and this disease had been spread far and wide by technology.

The Internet, for instance, wasn't without its perks, but in many ways it had brought out the very WORST aspects of humankind. "The web community is brutal," observed a teen once, yet he was among the many teens who were constantly hooked into it. He even admitted it: "All I do is watch You-tube videos every day."

It was as if technology had stripped an already-stripped humanity of what little humanity it had left, and now the masses existed in a semi-comatose state which made them dangerously susceptible to mind control and brainwashing by an evil and power-hungry elite.

By Astro

She held up a copy of the Epoch Times and said, "THIS is the paper that you should tear up, not the New York Times." She was an actress, and I had cast her in a scene in which she was supposed to tear up the a copy of the New York Times in a protest against the Leftist domination of the mass media. Clearly, she was a liberal, and didn't like the idea of tearing up one of the most venomous liberal rags in existence. But I insisted. She did the scene as planned, but reluctantly, her tearing gestures not at all as ferocious as I'd directed. I couldn't understand how anyone could prefer a corporate tyrant like the NYT over an independent entity like The Epoch Times, whose writers wrote with the journalistic integrity that should govern all print media. But then I realized that the NYT was sort of like her Bible, and reflected all the condescending vitriol that she had stored within her like the fat that fell off her body.

Theories of doom abound, and the doom does not disappoint. It comes and comes and comes, and doom fills every fiber of our beings like a molecular agent that alters our psyches and predisposes us to doom. We have been programmed for a while to accept the low and lifeless energy of doom, which is like a car that is sputtering into its last few breaths before becoming an inoperable mass of steel. Doom creates depression and depression creates inertia and even suicide, which is what the elites want. They want us to be filled with doom and unable to act against it. They want us to be so convinced of our own doom that the future is enmeshed in the dark furnace of despair. They want us to shelter in place so that we cannot unite against them as they continue their evil deeds. Doom, then, has been fed to us, like bread to the homeless, for very specific reasons, and it must be purged like all terrible and invasive things that lead to death and destruction.

@davaocityoutreach Excellent point, friend! Atheism does lead to all kinds of ugliness.

God has come to me in dreams, and then these dreams form a fellowship of images that haunt my waking life like little sprinkles of rain on a hot summer day. I realize that the Godship of Biblical sonnets holds my mind in place even as the lies feed the plastic lions in their encasements of doom. I reject the aspect of Christianity that seeks to bestow goodness on those who do not possess it, and in the theater of this invented goodness sits God again with the traipsing spirit of the Divine in retreat. I yearn for a kind of renewal that I find at the end of each yearning. The God of the Christians is the God of all Gods, and it is He who dances with me on the moon of endless midnights. He is good-humored and jolly, forgiving and speedy in his ministrations of forgiveness. I am His right-hand man, standing upon the wings that can only be seen by those who possess them. I am the sound of fury that rumbles in the storm of goodness.

The evil among us is even greater, and more rampant, than any of us could ever have imagined. It's been metastasizing for a while now, inherent in our decaying culture and gaining more and more strength and audacity with each passing generation. Now it is so overt that it no longer needs disguises, and we are seeing it for what it was all along: a hideous monstrosity, scarred by the deformities of its own twisted formation. It's called Marxism, the great killer of nations, the great robber of souls, the great seducer of minds. It sneaks into the educational system, first and foremost, preying upon the youngsters' impressionable minds and their neurotic desire to separate themselves from the culture of their parents and grandparents. It promises "social justice" to a lot of spoiled kids who want to think that they are responding to the suffering of others. From there, they spill out into the world with a venom and viciousness that is startling and mind-boggling. They are vermin!

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Forget BitCoin, after seeing the price of ammunition today, I am investing in block-chain bullets.

I feel that we have reached a dangerous point in America. Liberalism has obviously been corrupted by Marxism, and now liberals are essentially rabid Marxists. Yet, incredibly, they deny this, insisting that they are merely "progressives," and that progressivism/socialism is NOT the same as Marxism. It takes a special kind of idiot to be a Marxist, think and speak and act like a Marxist and then, in the very next breath, DENY that you are a Marxist. But this is the skewed logic of the liberals, which is one of many reasons that we must all come together and reject every aspect, every derivative, every manifestation, of this toxic and idiotic ideology. Let us not be brainwashed anymore into thinking that "liberalism" is all about "tolerance" and "kindness" and "peace," because their actions prove the very opposite of this absurd insinuation. Please, Patriots, join me in my utter and complete rejection of liberalism!!

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