Cooper thinks he's doing us a favor by lifting the outdoor mask ban. As if.
I've never worn a mask indoors or out.

Where don't I wear a mask?
Funny you should ask.
At the grocery store, I let my smile beam.
At the Tractor Supply, my teeth do gleam.
Into the Lowe's I walk barefaced,
as people clear the aisles ahead of me in haste.
Governor Cooper thinks he's the dictator you see.
To which I reply,
"You're not the boss of me!"