Did you know that Amazon fulfillment centers are catching on fire due to solar panel installations on their roofs? It turns out all that "green" energy is a fire hazard. Remarkably, as CNBC.com reports, 12.7% of Amazon's buildings that feature solar installations have caught on fire.

So when the sun is shining, solar power catching buildings on fire. When the sun isn't shining, solar power produces zero energy.

Remember, too, that you're supposed to buy an electric vehicle but not charge it, because charging it might collapse the power grid in California, utility officials have warned.

So green energy only works when you don't use it.