As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives and what's happening in Ukraine, Moscow, Washington, Iran, North Korea, China, millions of Ukrainian refugees, terrorists, illegals, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said:

NEED HELP?

CALL JESUS

1-800-555-3787

Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.

A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.