ProTip for men: If you see a woman crying, ask her if it's because she's fat.

If we don’t understand the ugliness of our sin, we’ll have little understanding of the beauty of Christ's redemption.

What's a Bible verse that's encouraged you or helped you keep sane during lockdown?

Have courage. Jesus can redeem even the onslaughts of our enemies.

Though their assaults feel like knives in the back, Christ can transform them into gifts from Heaven.

Remember who your King is and what Kingdom you belong to.

"Whoever is ashamed of Me and of My words in this sinful generation, of him will the Son of Man also be ashamed when He comes in glory.”
-Mark 8:38

Society uses shame to get compliance. In our faithfulness to Christ, we must become shame-proof.

Parents: Don't want your children to wake you up at 5am eager to open presents?

Simple. Just make one rule: "Last child out of bed opens the first present."

‘The entire space achievement is put in proper perspective when one realises that God walking on the earth is more important than man walking on the moon.’

-James Irwin, Apollo 15

My daughter says she wants to be treated like a princess.

Sure. I think I'll force her to marry someone she doesn't love in order to strengthen ties with the Hungarian monarchs.

"The Woke Witch that gives us Winter but no Christmas Parties"

[Where I respond to the claim that it's a Christian duty to NOT celebrate Christmas with friends & family]

Heaven doesn’t reward complacency. 
Hardships often sift our soul - and the loss of our false selves often restores the true. 

Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant.
Then it tries to silence the good.

'The church is near, but the roads are icy.
The pub is far, but we will walk carefully.'

-Russian Proverb 

If someone teases you for being fat, don't even respond.
You're bigger than that.

If you're going to be all alone this Thanksgiving due to lockdown, please let me know.

Perhaps I can borrow your chairs as we're having lots of people over.

Aim to be a holy man's shot of espresso rather than everyone's cup of tea.

The Kingdom of God shouldn't be confused with a socio-political agenda.
It's fully in our midst as a spiritual kingdom this world is blind to.
One day, the invisible will be made gloriously visible.

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