Joshua D Jones @Joshua_D_Jones@dingdash.com
Joined Jul 2020
Parents: Don't want your children to wake you up at 5am eager to open presents?
Simple. Just make one rule: "Last child out of bed opens the first present."
‘The entire space achievement is put in proper perspective when one realises that God walking on the earth is more important than man walking on the moon.’
-James Irwin, Apollo 15
My daughter says she wants to be treated like a princess.
Sure. I think I'll force her to marry someone she doesn't love in order to strengthen ties with the Hungarian monarchs.
"The Woke Witch that gives us Winter but no Christmas Parties"
[Where I respond to the claim that it's a Christian duty to NOT celebrate Christmas with friends & family]
Heaven doesn’t reward complacency.
Hardships often sift our soul - and the loss of our false selves often restores the true.
Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant.
Then it tries to silence the good.
@Kruselady
Glad you're enjoying it 👍🏼
'The church is near, but the roads are icy.
The pub is far, but we will walk carefully.'
-Russian Proverb
If someone teases you for being fat, don't even respond.
You're bigger than that.
If you're going to be all alone this Thanksgiving due to lockdown, please let me know.
Perhaps I can borrow your chairs as we're having lots of people over.
Aim to be a holy man's shot of espresso rather than everyone's cup of tea.
The Kingdom of God shouldn't be confused with a socio-political agenda.
It's fully in our midst as a spiritual kingdom this world is blind to.
One day, the invisible will be made gloriously visible.
'How long must I put up with you?!'
-Jesus, Matt 17.17
(Never seen this verse on a mug.)
For those interested: The Girl & the Guardian (a fiction/ fantasy of Mordecai and Esther) is now available both in Hardcover and on Kindle on all Amazon sites.
getbook.at/GirlAndGuardian
'We sing the praise of him who died,
Of him who died upon a cross;
The sinner’s hope let men deride,
For this we count the world but loss.’
The Bible sometimes uses figurative language—but always to make literal points.
@tymektt Youre very welcome!
It's our 20 year anniversary today.
My wife and I are both claiming victory.
Joined Jul 2020
