During a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono asked the audience for total quiet.
Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands. Once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
From the front of the crowd, a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet: "Well π€¬ stop doin' it then ya evil π€¬!"
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
Folks... It's my Queen's Birthday o!!! If I attempt to write a tribute to Her here ...I will fail miserably...I don't know any language well enough to express my adoration for Ndidi Olamide Adekunle ...so just allow me..leave it like this.
I've become a better Man since I met Her....and still improving in order to give Her the best..
And so on and so forth!!!
Happy happy Birthday, Babeβ€οΈπ...thank you so so much for the amazing Life we share.. π₯
I adore You.
Oya..lets get this party started!!!! π π₯³π₯ππ π π