A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
“Wow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number,” replied the girl. 🤣🤣🤣
A farmer saw a plane full of politicians crash near his farm. When the police arrived, they asked the farmer what happened.
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Farmer: They crashed near my farm and I buried all of them.
One of the police men asked with shock; "are you sure they were all dead"?
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Farmer: Some of them were screaming, "we are still alive".
But I couldn't believe them.
You know, these politicians. They can lie.
🤣🤣🤣
Goodmorning, from West Africa.
I would like to thank the Team that gave us DingDash... really thank you!!
For those I interact with here...it is good..infact it's great to post and get likes and comments from PEOPLE like You!!!
Reading your posts... reading your thoughts..learning about your lives and work... praying along with you and having some fun...is a Major big deal for me!!! Thank You most profusely! #Family
People of God.. hello...what have I missed?
Me: don't put up that Christmas tree!!!! It has pagan roots!!!
My Friend: oh!!! We'll cut off the roots then and just put it on the stand.
Me: ####@#*"#@@**
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Serving...is not a stepping stone o....it is actually how we live&love in the Kingdom of God!! #KingdomLifestyle
Serving is not a stepping stone to greatness; serving is greatness. (Matthew 20:27) Get rid of the mind-set that serving is a temporary role. When we realize God has put greatness inside of us, we won’t see serving as a threat to our self-worth; but it is actually a by-product of our healthy self-worth.
A Man is to be responsible for his Wife and an example of Jesus' Love to her.
Olamide Dawson
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Oh it is the weekend!!...
Hope you woke up this day with much energy....
