Joshua Luca @aimlowshoothigh@dingdash.com

Christian beaten by police in China
https://backtojerusalem.com/christian-beaten-arrested-after-refusing-to-stop-preaching-during-police-raid/

Lia Thomas Confused As To Why Teammates Keep Asking Her To Open Pickle Jars

https://babylonbee.com/news/lia-thomas-confused-as-to-why-teammates-keep-asking-her-to-open-pickle-jars/?utm_source=fediverse

NCAA Swimming Champ Caught In Possession Of Performance-Enhancing Testicles

https://babylonbee.com/news/ncaa-swimming-champ-caught-in-possession-of-performance-enhancing-testicles/?utm_source=fediverse

U.S. Horses Terrified Obese Americans Will Need Them For Transportation Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-horses-worried-obese-americans-will-need-them-for-transportation-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Waldo Much Easier To Find After Becoming Woke

https://babylonbee.com/news/waldo-much-easier-to-find-after-becoming-woke/?utm_source=fediverse

Restaurants Now Requiring Proof Of Ukraine Support

https://babylonbee.com/news/nyc-restaurants-now-require-proof-of-ukraine-support/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Complains That White House Staff Keep Draping Flags Over Him Every Time He Naps

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-complains-that-white-house-staff-drapes-flags-over-him-every-time-he-naps/?utm_source=fediverse