😜 🤣 😂
Gotta love the Babylon Bee for making sense of the world
This is their worship song generator
Andy B
https://babylonbee.com/worship-song-generator#generator
Played with this a few times....why is it I can, actually, hear a church singing these made up lyrics
@bethany Isn't it just...I sat there and kept hitting refresh for ages! So much fun 😜😄
@Berrybunchfamily I'm doing the same! "Let the bodies hit the floor" is an incredible line 😂 😂
@bethany have you seen 'the tidal wave of God's people' yet?
Or 'hit us with your love like a meteor?'
Genius comedy 🤣
@Berrybunchfamily I haven't, but I did just get "Holy Spirit, please stay here, we have a fog machine"... 😂
@bethany NOOOOOO
...I missed that one lol
Babylon Bee also did a genius article on the church who left their back door open by mistake and were the real reason for the worst smog in 50 years after they'd turned it up to 11 for a proper spiritual encounter....(or something close to that lol)
@Berrybunchfamily I really do try and reserve judgement where possible on the various ways people 'do' church, but there’s something about smoke machines that does something to my soul 🙄🤦🏻♀️
@bethany you and me both
'cos the Holy Spirit obviously needs help on His entrance
If they're trying that hard, they've already missd it! Just like turning it up to 11 as per This is Spinal Tap (a film I know exists.....a friend told me.......honest........)
@bethany almost spat out my tea when I read that line 😂 🤣 😝
@Berrybunchfamily Baywatch church 🤣
@bethany ...........why can I now see David Hasslehoff, handbrake turning into the church car park in KITT, and running down for his sermon - in his swimming shorts with a Floatie under his arm to a dodgy themetune?
@Berrybunchfamily David Hasslehoff images going through your head? Yeah... I'm not going anywhere near that 😂
@bethany 😜 I think need some counselling
Get me a fog machine STAT 😂
@bethany how many times have you heard a cry for revival, from people you just know haven't actually thought through what they're actually asking God for?!?
I don't think it means what they think it means!
Oh for a revival, just to silence the false prophets for five minutes!!
@bethany They have one for church names too
That one is pure comedy GOLD
@Berrybunchfamily I love this. I'm going to make me atune and sing it because My God inhabits the praise of His people and He loves to hear my praises regardless how they sound to the human ear.
@Kruselady God sees our heart, right enough, and that is what she desires over our abilities, which I find very encouraging!
Chorus
"Show us how we can believe in you and science a the same time"
My sides are hurting at that one
@Berrybunchfamily @bethany It's genius, what would we do without Babylon Bee?
@StevenBerry @bethany Cry...and not in the good way!
@Berrybunchfamily this is great 🤣