BRILLIANT - SIMPLY BRILLIANT!
Also:
Last 10-20+ (even 100+) years:
American: The authorities have to issue a mandate to stop them from gathering together to worship.
Underground: The authorities have to kill them to stop them from gathering together to worship.
West: "Die-harders" have to "whip parliament" back to church, that is, not least to "whip church" back to meet at all
West: Greeters?? Well, that too, but often, "net-catchers", "trappers", "carrot-and-stickers", "hook-and-baiters", "suger-candy-freebie-handouts" (and "hooks, lines, nets, sinkers"...) invites, stands, no one comes in fear of being saved, feel bad or waste time
West: "Welcome to us." (Program, enjoy your stay.) (Nobody cares?)
West: "We will open the door" (and then distrust anyone coming) [ West: "We will shut the door"]
West: People avoid church and churchians like the plague and sellers and people in general, they prefer dogs, cats, pets and animals (and cat pictures on the phone, pad etc))