Sinobach @sinbach@dingdash.com

It is election season.
It seems that social media is being a little more refrained this time around. Yes?

I don't think there was a day that went by in boot camp when I didn't quietly sing this to myself. On the last day before graduation, my senior drill instructor made me sing it for the entire platoon. I can't carry a tune in a bucket, but I belted it out with every fiber of my being, punishing the drill instructor more in 3 minutes than he did me in 3 months.
On my hardest days, something about this song still hits the spot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRkvFO1sMco

@thiscantberight 😂 Best bio-engineered food I have ever eaten. In fact - true story - after reading this article, I went straight out and bought McDonalds. This article made me hungry. I was on phone with @bethany and she judged me a little when she heard me order 2 Big Macs, Double Cheese Burger, super size fries, and a Large Coke. I think she felt it was a lot for me to eat by myself. Honestly, I could have eaten one more cheese burger and kicked myself for not ordering more.
One day, I hope to be Donald Gorske when I grow up.

@arunkumar we are thinking something like that. I will be with our brisket maker next week and we will settle on a name i think

Meet Donald Gorske. 70 years old. Eats Big Mac almost every day and has constituted 90-95% of his diet since 1972. Is 6'2, weighs 185 pounds with cholesterol level of 140.
NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES
https://spectrumnews1.com/wi/milwaukee/news/2024/03/13/-i-ve-eaten-a-big-mac-at-every-nfl--mlb--and-nascar-stadium--donald-gorske-extends-guinness-record-to-34-000-big-macs