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@sinbach by far one of the best especially with the films.

An elderly man in calls his son and says,
"I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!".
The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."

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Have you noticed that you can join Back to Jerusalem on Telegram? I just saw it on their website. So far we are only four people there. t.me/BackToJerusalemNews

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Having just received this from our Worship Team at Hope Church Rotherham for my Birthday ,I feel really humbled but in reality the attributes they see in me are only because Jesus put them there for his purposes ,Having said I am a pretty good Drummer 🀣 Jesus did that for me tooπŸ™

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History is being made.
Several among a 0% Christian people group in the Middle East have just come to Jesus and were baptized by Forge ambassadors!!

The saddest part about downsizing!
.....throwing out books.

I love you Europe, but seriously - could we PLEASE AGREE that 1st Floor is FIRST FREAKING FLOOR - NOT SECOND FLOOR?
I love you and am telling you this as a friend.
First floor is first floor.

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