An elderly man in calls his son and says,
"I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!".
The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."
BTJs Chasing Revival Bible Study Series will soon be available in Arabic, Persian, and Turkish
https://backtojerusalem.com/%f0%9f%92%a5-available-soon%f0%9f%92%a5-chasing-revival-series-in-farsi-arabic-and-turkish/
Have you noticed that you can join Back to Jerusalem on Telegram? I just saw it on their website. So far we are only four people there. https://t.me/BackToJerusalemNews
BTJ food packages arrive in Afghanistan!
Prayer works
https://backtojerusalem.com/update-report-from-afghanistan/
China is helping Hollywood to make movies that influence the way we view God
https://backtojerusalem.com/does-china-work-with-hollywood-to-push-propaganda-to-influence-how-we-view-god/
Hmmmmm....π€
why do major corporations aggressively promote Pride Month, BUT NOT in China and the Middle East?
https://backtojerusalem.com/wheres-the-pride-corporations-embrace-conservative-values-in-the-middle-east-and-china/
REGISTRATION NOW OPEN
SPACES ARE EXTREMELY LIMITED
https://backtojerusalem.com/voices-of-the-persecuted-church-tickets-available-now/
I have been living and causing trouble in China for more than 20 years.