(to be read aloud whilst playing an adventure soundtrack.. thanks)
*Cough*

Ninjas are not born..no!....they are forged through the crucible of dings....they are conceived through the womb of inspiration!!! Yes... endowed with creativity...filled with Godly Wisdom...to Comfort, Encourage, edify.... ------ To Ding!
I am Ninja..my enemy is your boredom and your frown!!!
I will lift you, encourage you..make you rolling on the floor in laughter...I will stir up the joy of the Lord in You!!!
I am a Ninja. (Coming to your Timeline soon) 👊🏾

@Olamide I'm a little sad we didn't get to hear you do a dramatic reading of that to be honest