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A police officer called the station on his radio. "I have an interesting case here. An old lady just shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"Not yet. The floor is still wet."
@sinbach being raised in a family with 8 kids my mom just made a sound - not a word, but a fearful sound, which made us hit the brakes as we came flying through the door! We usually made an "about face" and run. Who has to use the bathroom? - not me!!