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Alright, People of God (aka Dingdasherians/Dingdasherites)....πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜…

This is to officially inform you ALL..that...πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯ (drum roll)......that it is my Birthday on Thursday 1st July!

So, moi..yes I..therefore request that you please give thanks to the Father on my behalf, pray for me and my Family. Great things are in store i tell You! - Love, Olamide Dawson πŸ₯°πŸ˜

@sinbach @MaryMamuzich @Berrybunchfamily @bethany @tymektt

E.M.Bounds:
Behind this early rising and early praying is the ardent desire which presses us into this pursuit after God. Morning listlessness is the index to a listless heart. The heart which is behindhand in seeking God in the morning has lost its relish for God. David's heart was ardent after God. He hungered and thirsted after God, and so he sought God early, before daylight. The bed and sleep could not chain his soul in its eagerness after God. Christ longed for communion with God; and so, rising a great while before day, he would go out into the mountain to pray. The disciples, when fully awake and ashamed of their indulgence, would know where to find him. We might go through the list of men who have mightily impressed the world for God, and we would find them early after God.

Rev Colin Dye wrote: Pastors/Leaders, You are called to lead disciples of Christ into a spacious place of expansive living. Fruitfulness can only be experienced as people partner with the Living God, who is the God of greatness not smallness. You are called to do this by releasing others and helping them to reach their potential for greatness.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚You fed up?.….we need to bite the cockroaches and rats back as well......are you with me?!!! Lets do this!!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

A priest and a TV evangelist were discussing the ways they allocated collection money. β€œWe draw a circle on the floor,” the priest said, β€œthrow all the money into the air and whatever lands in the circle, the Lord keeps.” β€œWe also throw the money into the air,” the evangelist said. β€œWhatever the Lord catches, He keeps.”
(didn't find this funny!!!!) πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

A woman in a confessional said, β€œBless me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I look in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.” The priest took a look at her and said, β€œMy dear, that isn’t a sin. It’s simply a mistake.”
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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
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