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A police officer called the station on his radio. "I have an interesting case here. An old lady just shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"Not yet. The floor is still wet."

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Pointing being I was on missions...and after all the preaching in the villages.. retiring to the hut that night..I was absolutely joyous .. so I came up with this jingle!...

@tanjaostman I always do! I'm only here for a short time, but we will be joining family for 2 julbords and will do the Lucia concert at Stockholms Storkyrka again. it's perfect right now because it's snowing everyday in the city really making it feel like Christmas.

So enjoyed being at the Christmas market tonight in Stockholm.
I truly LOVE this city.

My youngest son, Micah (in front) doing his thing.

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Hello everyone! If you have kids I recommend that head items from back to Jerusalem! They are really good and a lot of my friends have there for their kids in my church and would highly recommend them!!! Go and get them at their website:)))

@bethany are you suggesting that I leave Jesus out of Christ-mas?

@bethany @Berrybunchfamily Christmas is a time of year to celebrate and soberly remember that Jesus came to die hard for our sins. 😎

@Cherishingsparrows2020 the official reason is that it could interfere with the navigation instruments in the cockpit, but that's a crock. I use my phone when I am flying a plane as does EVERY pilot I know. so...to be honest I'm as lost as you as to the reason for the rules.

@tanjaostman honestly, you will do much better to trust @bethany on this ONE thing. πŸ˜‚

@tanjaostman @bethany Die Hard is a timeless story about sacrifice for others and loving others so much you are willing to die for them. it is a triumphant tribute to defeating evil with the message of Christmas.

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