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@bethany They have one for church names too
That one is pure comedy GOLD
@bethany almost spat out my tea when I read that line 😂 🤣 😝
@bethany NOOOOOO
...I missed that one lol
Babylon Bee also did a genius article on the church who left their back door open by mistake and were the real reason for the worst smog in 50 years after they'd turned it up to 11 for a proper spiritual encounter....(or something close to that lol)
@bethany how many times have you heard a cry for revival, from people you just know haven't actually thought through what they're actually asking God for?!?
I don't think it means what they think it means!
Oh for a revival, just to silence the false prophets for five minutes!!
@bethany have you seen 'the tidal wave of God's people' yet?
Or 'hit us with your love like a meteor?'
Genius comedy 🤣
@Kruselady God sees our heart, right enough, and that is what she desires over our abilities, which I find very encouraging!
@bethany Isn't it just...I sat there and kept hitting refresh for ages! So much fun 😜😄
😜 🤣 😂
Gotta love the Babylon Bee for making sense of the world
This is their worship song generator
Andy B
https://babylonbee.com/worship-song-generator#generator
Played with this a few times....why is it I can, actually, hear a church singing these made up lyrics
@tymektt Sadly, not a surprise 😔
@DevotionalTreasures @TakeN another proud dad moment
I get em from Steven when he goes running with such regularity!
@tymektt well that's something! Glad to hear there haven't been any deaths....we usually have some when we have floods like that...
@tymektt That's a heck of a lot of rain!!! Have people died in the floods?
@DevotionalTreasures anothet post, totally on point!
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Please pray a volunteer is travelling alone! (Not reccommended in pioneering initiatives).
For his protection and for breakthrough in the region.
Power and fresh anointing against witchcraft powers and evil schemes of the enemy.
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Hi all, in case you are willing to pray for Poland... something weird is happening - another step in suppressing the freedom of speech.
"Polish MPs have passed a controversial new media ownership law that could lead to the country’s largest remaining independent TV station losing its licence, but at the cost of several key votes that put the government’s longterm future in doubt."
@tymektt Wow. Sounds crazy stuff! And a potentially huge cost if the government folds because of this....perhaps that should be a strong message for them to take note of!
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"A Drop in the Ocean"
I was really pleased with this photo when I first took it about 6 months ago. There was a tiny drop of water on a pair of shorts, so I set up a light and pointed it at the drop. I tried different angles, but eventually decided that having the light directly behind the subject looked best, illuminating the drop and bringing out the texture of the fabric. I then positioned the drop as close to the centre of the frame as I could.
"Dave the Dog goes walkabout"..
...we're ready to start filming this little adventure as Dave ventures outside, and away from his computer :-)
Andy B
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Today is the International "Global Middle Finger to End Christianity Day"
It is interesting to note that this group of Atheists, hosting the event on Facebook didn't feel the urge to include any other religion - like - IDK - giving the Middle Finger to End Islam.
Hmmm.....
Atheists in China have been trying to end Christianity for over a thousand years.
Muslims have been trying to end Christianity for over a thousand years.
Hindus have been trying to end Christianity for over a thousand years.
All that tried - have failed. The glory of Christ will last long after the middle fingers of these young people have died and turned to dust in the ground and one day everyone in this photo will have to take a knee and bow before the King of Kings and Lord of Lords.
Choose you this day whom you will serve. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
https://backtojerusalem.com/today-is-global-middle-finger-to-end-christianity-day/
