An elderly man in calls his son and says,
"I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!".
The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."
Calling all prayer warriors!
This is my granddaughter, most of you prayed for her and my daughter at the time of her birth, she is 14 months old. She has not grown in the last 3 months, the doctor said she won't be too concerned unless she doesn't grow in the next 3 months. Plz pray for normal growth. Thank you!!
This week, BTJ printed Bibles and distributed them to injured Ukrainian soldiers in the hospital.
https://backtojerusalem.com/btj-delivers-bibles-to-injured-soldiers-in-ukraine-hospital/
@tymektt I love to travel on trains. I once traveled on one in China for 72 hours, then switched trains and went another 24 hours. Oh, and I was out if money so didn't eat on most of the trip! Fun, fun, fun!
Such amazing time with BTJ DOVE training this weekend with Chinese BTJ missionaries
https://backtojerusalem.com/underground-sunday-school-training-from-china-used-in-georgia/
THIS WEEKEND!
MARIAM WILL BE SHARING HER STORY in North Carolina, South Carolina, and Pennsylvania
https://backtojerusalem.com/mariam-on-tour-in-us-this-weekend/
@sinbach @bethany @Will @tymektt Please specify some languages as all your friends don't speak Inghlish π .
You being a Gospel Globe trotter and got connections across the world. As I assume for some groups, you are their only link to the wider believers community. Postponing the trip to the other side would be greatly appreciated!
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