@Lindseyay amen!!!
Thank you so so much!!
THEOLOGY AS EXPLAINED BY CHILDREN
The first book of the Bible is Guinessis, in which Adam & Eve were created from an apple tree.
Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.
Unleavened bread is bread made without ingredients.
Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 commandments.
The 7th commandment is 'Thou shalt not admit adultery.'
Joshua let the Hebrew in the battle of Geritol.
David fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
Solomon has 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
The people who followed Jesus were called the 13 decibels.
The Epistles were the wives of the Apostles.
One of the opossums was St. Matthew.
Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
A Godly person should have only one wife. This is called monotony. ππππ
@Jo_PrayerN_actionCenter Absolute Glory to God!
@richardafaherty An old hymn done in a hip hop way...π
@tanjaostman that was funny!!!! π€£π€£π€£
Pastor Al Young is 79, today!!!!!!
Happy happy birthday ππ
GLORY to God!!!!!!!!
Psa 92:12-15 KJV 12 The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree: he shall grow like a cedar in Lebanon. 13 Those that be planted in the house of the LORD shall flourish in the courts of our God.
14 They shall still bring forth fruit in old age; they shall be fat and flourishing;
15 To shew that the LORD is upright: he is my rock, and there is no unrighteousness in him.
@tymektt π€£π€£π€£π€£ππ€£π€£π€£π€£
@tymektt I see my dear Brother has been playing "Kill Zombie"/"Sniper" computer games!!!!!!π€£π€£π€£π€£
@sinbach Once you see it .... you can't un-see it!!!
Hair dryers have a 2nd use not expressly mentioned in the manual!!! Thank you Sir Bach π€£π€£π€£π€£
@Lanka4Jesus I will.
@Jhayward Using the day as an excuse to Praise God again and again...and love up on my Loved ones....
I am very Happy about what Father God did for us ..really...
@sinbach Absolutely Amazing!!!! Jesus is Lord!!! Glory to God!!!
@Jhayward Dear dear Brother.... happy happy Easter!!!!!
How do you spend your Easter?