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@StevenBerry @bethany

Chorus
"Show us how we can believe in you and science a the same time"

My sides are hurting at that one

Thank you for your prayers. The 'loner' volunteer is returning home in few hours.
Please continue to pray for the Gospel seeds sown to produce 30, 60 and 100 fold harvest.

TRAGIC! Emboldened by support from China, the Taliban takes over large portions of Afghanistan with their eyes on the capital.
backtojerusalem.com/with-suppo

@bethany 😜 I think need some counselling

Get me a fog machine STAT πŸ˜‚

@bethany ...........why can I now see David Hasslehoff, handbrake turning into the church car park in KITT, and running down for his sermon - in his swimming shorts with a Floatie under his arm to a dodgy themetune?

@bethany you and me both

'cos the Holy Spirit obviously needs help on His entrance

If they're trying that hard, they've already missd it! Just like turning it up to 11 as per This is Spinal Tap (a film I know exists.....a friend told me.......honest........)

@bethany They have one for church names too

That one is pure comedy GOLD

@bethany almost spat out my tea when I read that line πŸ˜‚ 🀣 😝

@bethany NOOOOOO

...I missed that one lol

Babylon Bee also did a genius article on the church who left their back door open by mistake and were the real reason for the worst smog in 50 years after they'd turned it up to 11 for a proper spiritual encounter....(or something close to that lol)

@bethany how many times have you heard a cry for revival, from people you just know haven't actually thought through what they're actually asking God for?!?

I don't think it means what they think it means!

Oh for a revival, just to silence the false prophets for five minutes!!

@bethany have you seen 'the tidal wave of God's people' yet?

Or 'hit us with your love like a meteor?'

Genius comedy 🀣

@Kruselady God sees our heart, right enough, and that is what she desires over our abilities, which I find very encouraging!

@bethany Isn't it just...I sat there and kept hitting refresh for ages! So much fun πŸ˜œπŸ˜„

😜 🀣 πŸ˜‚

Gotta love the Babylon Bee for making sense of the world

This is their worship song generator

Andy B

babylonbee.com/worship-song-ge

Played with this a few times....why is it I can, actually, hear a church singing these made up lyrics

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