@Toddkapper is there a public rejection of this QR vaccine code?
@StevenBerry @bethany Cry...and not in the good way!
Chorus
"Show us how we can believe in you and science a the same time"
My sides are hurting at that one
TRAGIC! Emboldened by support from China, the Taliban takes over large portions of Afghanistan with their eyes on the capital.
https://backtojerusalem.com/with-support-from-china-taliban-takes-over-large-portions-of-afghanistan/
@sinbach π
@tymektt @tanjaostman @MaryMamuzich good man. Keep on keeping on. Praying , as ever
@bethany π I think need some counselling
Get me a fog machine STAT π
@bethany ...........why can I now see David Hasslehoff, handbrake turning into the church car park in KITT, and running down for his sermon - in his swimming shorts with a Floatie under his arm to a dodgy themetune?
@bethany you and me both
'cos the Holy Spirit obviously needs help on His entrance
If they're trying that hard, they've already missd it! Just like turning it up to 11 as per This is Spinal Tap (a film I know exists.....a friend told me.......honest........)
@bethany They have one for church names too
That one is pure comedy GOLD
@bethany almost spat out my tea when I read that line π π€£ π
@bethany NOOOOOO
...I missed that one lol
Babylon Bee also did a genius article on the church who left their back door open by mistake and were the real reason for the worst smog in 50 years after they'd turned it up to 11 for a proper spiritual encounter....(or something close to that lol)
@bethany how many times have you heard a cry for revival, from people you just know haven't actually thought through what they're actually asking God for?!?
I don't think it means what they think it means!
Oh for a revival, just to silence the false prophets for five minutes!!
@bethany have you seen 'the tidal wave of God's people' yet?
Or 'hit us with your love like a meteor?'
Genius comedy π€£
@Kruselady God sees our heart, right enough, and that is what she desires over our abilities, which I find very encouraging!
@bethany Isn't it just...I sat there and kept hitting refresh for ages! So much fun ππ
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Gotta love the Babylon Bee for making sense of the world
This is their worship song generator
Andy B
https://babylonbee.com/worship-song-generator#generator
Played with this a few times....why is it I can, actually, hear a church singing these made up lyrics
@tymektt Sadly, not a surprise π